So, whether you’re in a comfortable marriage and have run out of original thoughts, or are spending your first Valentine’s together with a partner and don’t want to risk writing the wrong thing, it can be helpful to look towards writers and humorists for inspiration. From Lemony Snicket to Jerry Seinfeld, peruse these romantic and funny Valentine’s Day quotes to use, or copy-and0-paste, on this special (ish?) day.