RELATED: The Best Baby Swings, Bouncers, And Rockers to Soothe A Wailing Kid To Sleep The not-at-all-dangerous-looking SkyCurve Platform Swing is a home version of the pirate ship amusement ride. It holds up to 4 kids and 400 pounds (or you and a buddy) on a 5 x 3-foot polypropylene mat similar to that of a trampoline. And because you know that one of the older kids is going to see if it can really go 360-degrees, its metal frame is padded to prevent further injury. Make sure to also order some easy swing hangers — because putting this stuff together shouldn’t be the inverse of using it. This swing is designed for children 5 and up, and can be ridden sitting, standing, or lying down (with Steppenwolf playing in the background or without.) Buy Now $140