When you rode Splash Mountain as a kid, you probably weren’t aware it is directly modeled on The Song of the South. It is! As several prominent media critics and writers recently pointed out the pervasive existence of Splash Mountain seems to defy an explanation, especially when you consider that the ride was constructed in 1989, not 1946. More recently, in 2019, Disney outright “canceled” Song of the South and has insisted it will never re-release the movie in any way, shape, or form. Whether you think this erasure is bad for history and the movie should have just come with a disclaimer or you think that this move good and you’re glad you don’t have to explain the evils of Reconstruction to a child, we can all agree: Cancel the movie, cancel the ride. Don’t cancel the movie? Cancel the ride. It really should be that simple. So, even if you’re in favor of having Disney stream The Song of the South the movie — or not — how could anyone be okay with the ongoing continuation of The Song of the South- THE RIDE; AKA, Splash Mountain? If you dive into this really excellent Twitter thread from writer Cory Doctorow, you’ll come away with a few salient pieces of information. Basically, Disney made the racism of Song of the South worse than it already was by yanking the cutesy cartoon characters from the movie, creating a ride around them, and leaving out any of the black characters. This all would be inexplicable enough, but the real question is why the hell does this ride exist in 2020? For context, Disney scrapped the nifty underwater Nautilus ride from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, mostly because they just decided that steampunk-y submarines weren’t cool anymore. That was in 1994. These are the kinds of decisions that were made at Disneyland when most of us were children: Let’s get rid of the cool submarines, and keep the racist log ride. If parents are supposed to help their kids into a better world, one that fights racism forever, it would be really nice if the largest kids’ brand in the world would show better leadership. Not putting a racist movie on streaming is probably a good idea, but when you’ve got a ride built on that racism that still brings in the bucks, it makes the gesture of burying Song of the South look like cowardice. Right now, some folks have created a petition to recreate Splash Mountain as a ride that takes place within the universe of The Princess and the Frog. This makes some modicum of sense since The Princess and the Frog features one of Disney’s only “princesses” of color: Tiana. This petition seems to have its heart in the right place, but it’s not clear if having Tiana take over Splash Mountain will help undo the bizarre racist history Disney has perpetuated here. It might help, but in some ways, the damage has been done, and the worst part is — just like being taught to sing “Zip-a-dee-doo-dah,” for children, this racism was hiding in relative plain sight.
